An old man is constantly cleaning his gun, a small derringer.
His friend comments, “Boy you must love that gun. You take such good care of it.”
The old man replied, “Yup. Saved my life once. Up bear hunting in Alaska with my son-in-law. A grizzly charged the camp.”
“You killed a bear with a derringer?” the friend asked.
“Naw. I shot my son-in-law in the knee cap ... but it saved my life.”
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